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HR Approved Emergency Affirmations For Work: 101 Questionably Motivational Pep Talks For Exceptionally Stupid Days
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Series: Hr-Approved Workplace Humor, Book 15
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 110
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.23 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
HR Approved Emergency Work Affirmations is a collection of 101 questionably motivational pep talks for surviving the modern workday from pointless meetings and unread emails to performance reviews, corporate jargon, impossible deadlines, surprise reorgs, and calendar invites marked optional.
These are not normal affirmations.
They will not manifest a promotion. They will not shorten your meetings, clear your inbox, fix understaffing, or make your manager suddenly discover boundaries.
But they might make the day slightly more survivable.
It is clean enough to leave on your desk, funny enough to pass around the office, and painfully accurate enough that someone on your team will eventually steal it.
Perfect for coworker gifts, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, employee appreciation, new jobs, promotions, resignations, office birthdays, and anyone surviving corporate life one quick sync at a time.
There are 101 affirmations.
None of them are going to fix anything.
You'll probably get through the day anyway.
And when you do, put this book somewhere visible.
Someone on your team probably needs it more than you do.
BUY NOWGrab a copy for yourself or, better yet, for the coworker who has been saying I'm fine a little too convincingly.
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