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How NOT to Get Hired: A Hilarious Guide to Landing (or Losing) Your Dream Job
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Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 25 2025
Pages: 96
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.20 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Ever bombed an interview so badly you wanted to crawl under the table? Sent your resume off with a cringe-worthy typo? Used the same email address you created in 8th grade? If so... this book is for you. Welcome to How NOT to Get Hired, the hilariously honest, no-holds-barred guide to all the worst job-hunting moves and how to avoid them. Dorian Stewart, award-winning author, speaker, and self-proclaimed recovering hiring manager, pulls back the curtain on the painfully common (and ridiculously funny) mistakes that job seekers make and how to stand out for all the right reasons instead.
- Hilarious real-world job fails that'll make you gasp (and laugh)
- Brutally honest tips to avoid sabotaging your next interview
- Practical advice you'll actually remember and want to share
- If you mess up, how to recover while affirming you in every chapter to remind you who you are
Dorian Inspires... and prepares. So go ahead, read it, laugh a little, and finally get hired for the job you actually want.
For more resources or speaker inquiries:
Visit: www.DorianInspires.com
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