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Hiss: A Novel Written in the Language of Snakes
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ISBN13: 9798171271411
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 3 2026
Pages: 130
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 3 2026
Pages: 130
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
HISS is not a novel you read. It is a novel you survive. Found coiled beneath a terrarium heat lamp in an abandoned pet
shop, this manuscript has been called an extraordinary literary
discovery by absolutely no verified authority. What it contains
is either the first successful translation of reptilian language
shop, this manuscript has been called an extraordinary literary
discovery by absolutely no verified authority. What it contains
is either the first successful translation of reptilian language
in human history, or the same word, repeated, four hundred times. Scholars are divided. Snakes remain unbothered. Told through the voice of Sy Vipers - certified herpetological
linguist, visiting scholar in reptile semiotics, a man who no
longer trusts birds - HISS is a satirical novel for anyone who
has ever stared at their pet and wondered what it's actually
thinking. Spoiler: it's thinking Hiss. A perfect gift for reptile owners, literature students who need
a laugh, and anyone who has ever finished a serious novel and
thought: this could have been shorter. 128 pages. Zero plot. Complete confidence.
linguist, visiting scholar in reptile semiotics, a man who no
longer trusts birds - HISS is a satirical novel for anyone who
has ever stared at their pet and wondered what it's actually
thinking. Spoiler: it's thinking Hiss. A perfect gift for reptile owners, literature students who need
a laugh, and anyone who has ever finished a serious novel and
thought: this could have been shorter. 128 pages. Zero plot. Complete confidence.
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