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Highway Idiots: Driver Guide: How to Stop Driving Like a Jackass (and Survive Everyone Who Still Does)
Paperback
Publisher Price: $17.99
Publisher: Broken Yellow Lines Press
Published: Feb 17 2026
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.23 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
You've seen them.
You've yelled at them.
You may have survived them.
This is not your grandma's driver's manual.
Highway Idiots is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud satire of modern driving culture - a survival guide for anyone who has ever screamed,
USE YOUR DAMN MIRRORS!
Through 50 Moron Training Drills, this parody of everyday traffic behavior calls out:
- Left-lane campers who think it's beachfront property
- Merge gamblers entering the highway at 35 mph
- Blinker deniers
- Shoulder warriors
- Snow ballers
- The Two-Shift Sherlock
- The Registered Flex Offender
- And that one guy who treats roundabouts like a spiritual experience
This isn't a traditional how-to book about traffic safety.
It's a how-dare-you book.
Part rant.
Part field guide.
Part public service announcement for the chronically unaware.
Whether you're a new driver, seasoned commuter, defensive driving enthusiast, or just tired of sharing pavement with rolling chaos, this satirical look at road behavior will make you laugh - and maybe check your mirrors twice.
Read it.
Laugh at it.
Maybe learn something.
Just don't be the subject of Volume 2.
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