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Hexes for Cats: Written Entirely in Cat: A Funny Witchy Gift Book for Cat Lovers
Paperback
Series: Feline Occult Library
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 7 2026
Pages: 46
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.12 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Finally, a hex book your cat can understand.
Hexes for Cats: Written Entirely in Cat is a funny full-color Witchy gift book for cat lovers, Witches, mystics, occult readers, and anyone who suspects their cat may be their familiar.
Inside, full-page illustrations of unforgivable household offenses are paired with furious feline wisdom written entirely in cat: meow, mrrp, hiss, yowl, MROW, and other sacred sounds known only to deeply offended cats.
It looks dramatic.
It looks official.
It is absolutely not accepting apologies.
This square-format gift book features full-color illustrations of the things cats would absolutely hex if given the chance: spray bottles, closed doors, empty bowls, vet visits, mysterious cucumbers, and other crimes against feline dignity.
Perfect for:
cat lover gifts
funny gifts for cat owners
witchy gifts
gifts for cat moms
gifts for cat dads
gifts for Witches
occult gifts
metaphysical gifts
white elephant gifts
stocking stuffers
coffee table books
gag gifts with actual visual appeal
humans with dramatic cats
Witches with familiars
people whose cats have enemies
Is it a real book of hexes?
For humans, not exactly.
For cats?
They are still filing charges.
Part of The Feline Occult Library - funny metaphysical books for cats, written entirely in cat.
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