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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your Gtl on the Jersey Shore

Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your Gtl on the Jersey Shore

Sorrentino, Mike
Millis, Chris

Paperback

Entertainment & Performing ArtsHumor

ISBN10: 1592406424
ISBN13: 9781592406425
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Published: Nov 2 2010
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.39 Width: 5.35 Depth: 8.01
Language: English
Do you think that you know The Situation? Take the quiz and find out.Here's how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation

Listen, dawg. You're probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you've had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro.

This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it's my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice.

This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.

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