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He Booked His Mistress Into Our Beach House, So I Sold It: A Hilarious Women's Fiction Novel of Cheating Husband, Mistress Drama, Dark Humor and Sweet
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ISBN13: 9798171010775
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 118
Weight: 0.37
Height: 0.25 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 118
Weight: 0.37
Height: 0.25 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Holden thought marriage meant I'd absorb anything, even a five-star review from the woman sleeping in our bed, using the pet name he gave our house on our honeymoon....he thought wrong. I don't scream. I call an agent. Within a week the house is listed, the porch swing where he proposed is going up for auction with everything else, and the situationship he swore didn't mean anything is about to become very, very public. He built his whole life assuming I'd never check the numbers. He forgot I'm the one who's always done the math.
Then there's Dez, the contractor hired to fix nine years of things Holden broke, who's steady in every way my marriage never was, and who's about to teach me that starting over doesn't mean starting quiet. Holden picked the wrong wife to underestimate. He's about to find out just how much a woman with a listing agreement, a furious best friend, and absolutely nothing left to lose can take from him. - Cheating husband gets exactly what's coming to him
- Beach house revenge sale
- Slow burn with the contractor
- Dark comedy, sharp banter
- Oblivious mistress
- Small town gossip works in her favor
- Sweet, earned HEA
Heat Level: Closed-door to mild
Vibe: Funny, sharp, cathartic
Setting: Small coastal town
Ending: HEA, standalone He thought selling the house would be the worst thing that happened to him this year. He had no idea what she was about to sell next.
- Beach house revenge sale
- Slow burn with the contractor
- Dark comedy, sharp banter
- Oblivious mistress
- Small town gossip works in her favor
- Sweet, earned HEA
Heat Level: Closed-door to mild
Vibe: Funny, sharp, cathartic
Setting: Small coastal town
Ending: HEA, standalone He thought selling the house would be the worst thing that happened to him this year. He had no idea what she was about to sell next.
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