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The Haunting of Your House: A Survival Guide for Exorcising the Clutter That's Slowly Killing You
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CleaningGeneral Construction & RenovationInterior Design
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 16 2026
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.49
Height: 0.18 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Nobody chooses the junk drawer. Nobody decides to keep a chair whose only job is holding clothes. It happens the way every haunting happens - slowly, one I'll deal with it later at a time - until the day you reach for a pen and pull back a fistful of dead batteries and a key to a lock that no longer exists.
You've bought the other decluttering books. They're around here somewhere, probably under the laundry chair. They failed you because they treat the mess. This one hunts the monster underneath it.
Inside, you'll learn to name and exorcise every species of clutter haunting your home:
- The Zombies - clothes that don't fit but refuse to die
- The Blob - the paper pile that grows while you sleep
- The Vampire - the guilt-gift you invited in yourself
- The Poltergeist - a lost loved one's entire house, and the grief that comes with it
- ...and eight more, from the Cursed Box in your kitchen to the Call Coming From Inside the House
No shame. No spark joy nonsense. No empty-house smugness. Just a survival guide that's as darkly funny as it is genuinely useful - fifteen minutes at a time, one monster at a time.
Each chapter includes: a Bestiary entry that names the monster and its weakness, a 15-minute Survival Kit you can finish tonight, and printable worksheets to hunt each species room by room.
By the last page, you won't just have a cleaner house. You'll be the Final Girl - the one who walks out of the place she came in terrified of.
The house always wins. Unless you decide it doesn't.
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