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The Grumpy Trumpers.: A tale of wind, wealth and wiffy woes.
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 18 2025
Pages: 124
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.29 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
A bottom-blasting, side-splitting family fart-fest!
Meet the Trumpers.
- They're loud.
- They're proud.
- They're honestly quite flatulent.
And thanks to a mysterious condition called AUBS (Almost Uncontrollable Bowel Syndrome), they let rip at the worst possible moments.
- Life was already gassy on their run-down council estate...
- But when the Trumpers inherit a giant posh mansion from their estranged Uncle Elijah, the inventor of an IBS cure.
- Things go from bad to absolutely hilarious.
Dad (Terence Senior) blows more than just hot air.
Mum (Marjorie) tries to keep order with air fresheners and threats.
Terence Junior faces school bullies with courage and carefully timed trumps.
Tilly, the toddler, is a two-year-old stink machine in a tutu.
And don't forget Chunky the bulldog... the most dangerous rump of all.
- Can the family ever find a cure for their terrible trumping?
- Will Terence Junior win over his school crush before fumigating her?
- And what happens when Chunky's gas is the only one left unharmonised?
Packed with toilet humour, dry wit, fart-fuelled revenge, and surprisingly touching moments, The Grumpy Trumpers is the funniest family disaster you'll ever fall in love with.
Perfect for anyone who's ever blamed it on the dog.
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