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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Gone to Clearwater: You Had Me At "Free Alligator"

Gone to Clearwater: You Had Me At "Free Alligator"

Thomley, Scott

Paperback

HumorGeneral Drama

ISBN13: 9798187359110
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 15 2026
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.18
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English

What starts as a simple plan to pick up a FREE alligator quickly turns into the worst-and funniest-road trip Roy and Donald have ever survived. What could possibly go wrong?

Along the way they'll encounter:

  • An alligator that's a whole lot bigger than free sounded.
  • Sheriff's deputies who have heard It's not what it looks like one too many times.
  • A gas station where Donald accidentally starts a feud over beef jerky.
  • Farmers, fishermen, conspiracy theorists, and at least one woman who insists the gator is haunted.
  • A pickup truck held together mostly by duct tape, hope, and bad decisions.
  • Weather that seems personally offended by their existence.
  • Friends who volunteer to help but somehow make every situation worse.
  • Explosions...not the planned kind.
  • Missing teeth, bruised egos, and several stories no insurance company will believe.
  • One unforgettable lesson: Just because something is free doesn't mean you should go get it.

Packed with outrageous mishaps, nonstop laughs, and enough Southern chaos to fill a swamp, Free Gator, Bad Decisions & Two Rednecks is a hilarious tale of friendship, stubbornness, and the incredible lengths two country boys will go to avoid paying for anything.

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