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Golf Jokes and Stories II: Funny Reflections on Golf
Paperback
Series: Golf Jokes and Stories, Book 2
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ISBN13: 9781991164179
Publisher: Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Ltd.
Published: May 15 2022
Pages: 152
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.35 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Are you looking for a unique gift that will make any golfer laugh? Learn that life on the golf course is at times funnier than you can imagine.
Team Golfwell created and administers Golf Jokes and Stories, a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 240,000+ members in a short time and continues to grow with amazingly creative members and their hilarious posts and comments.
This book reveals so much about the game as well as the human nature and comedy in all of us.
For example, My ball landed next to this large gator. I think my ball may even be in his mouth. My question is, do I get free relief? Or do I have to take a 1 stroke penalty and drop 2 club lengths? I would play it as it lies, but this gator seems angry. I think he's angry because he has all those teeth and no toothbrush.
These were a few of the replies,
- I think it's just smiling - just play it.
- Gators have more teeth than West Virginia. Play the nearest point of complete relief with no penalty and run like hell.
- You get 2 gator tail lengths, and your partner must dangle half a chicken at the end of YOUR favorite wedge, to draw him safely away. That's State Law.
- You guys have no sense of adventure? The thing you most need to keep in mind while taking your shot is, that they don't run sideways very well.
- I hear they like their bellies rubbed...
Some posts and comments in the group may have grammar, punctuation, and other errors, but we left most of them as is since in our view, correcting these would not show the true character of the posts and comments.
Look inside this book and you will see what we mean...
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