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Gernickyz: A modern day pirate tale, only better!
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ISBN10: 1453810560
ISBN13: 9781453810569
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Oct 10 2010
Pages: 334
Weight: 0.85
Height: 0.70 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781453810569
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Oct 10 2010
Pages: 334
Weight: 0.85
Height: 0.70 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
The captain has a map to the 'Higher Levels' and a treasure chest of 'Funny' just waiting for his next prissy reader! Say the wrong thing and you'll be swimming with the mermaids! My brother was richer than the man that invented Escargot. Lezander says and does increasingly more things that the mind finds 'hard to reconcile' for poor Nicklaus! Gernickyz keeps things normal enough at first, at least until the strange amber glow comes out. That's when the captain pulls out the bag of 'higher level' stuff and tries to leave a bread trail so that Nick can grip onto it all. What are you? What are we, Nick? That's the TRUE question! By the time they finish up on Red Feather Island, it should become obvious that Gernickyz is much more than just a pirate adventure looking for laughs from the next rump. Altogether the tale is 23 hilarious chapters wide. Enjoy!
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