The Gay Agenda: Book One
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 24 2026
Pages: 158
Weight: 0.48
Height: 0.37 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Terrence Arnoult has spent seventeen years working as a records clerk in City Hall, quietly filing permits, memorizing secrets, and surviving on sarcasm, routine, and the occasional act of petty rebellion. He knows where the bodies are buried - metaphorically, mostly - but he has no desire to become part of anyone's movement.
Then, during a charity gala full of donors, fake smiles, and terrible appetizers, Terrence wanders into the archives and finds a black binder with a warning taped to the front:
EMERGENCY EDITION: THE GAY AGENDA. DO NOT OPEN.
Naturally, he opens it.
Inside is not a joke. Not exactly. The binder is a tactical manual of queer resistance, civic sabotage, old grudges, secret operations, and deeply specific instructions for ruining the weekends of powerful people. It was created by people who understood how power worked in the city - and how to fight it with timing, style, strategy, and just enough chaos to make the evening news.
Unfortunately, the binder has resurfaced at exactly the wrong time.
Brenda Leighton is preparing to take over the city with a campaign built on tradition, values, polished cruelty, and developer money. She smiles like a campaign ad and moves like a threat. When Terrence realizes Brenda is not just another politician but the kind of person the Agenda was designed to stop, he is dragged into a resistance he never meant to join.
Soon, Terrence is surrounded by a crew he did not ask for and may desperately need: Max, a drag king with theatrical instincts and dangerous competence; Dana, who treats demolition as both trade and love language; Jaden, a bartender with gossip networks stronger than city infrastructure; Leo, who weaponizes charm like a blade; Quinn, who can turn music into a felony-adjacent event; and Mothra, Terrence's cat, who judges everyone equally.
Together, they launch operations involving chandeliers, donor memos, secret bars, political humiliation, preservation schemes, attack ads, bad decisions, and the growing realization that the city is worth saving - even if saving it requires becoming a problem.
Funny, filthy, heartfelt, and unapologetically petty, The Gay Agenda: Book One is a queer political comedy about found family, corruption, revenge, resilience, and the radical possibility that being underestimated is sometimes the best tactical advantage.
They called it a joke.
Terrence found the plan.
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