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For Bright Legal MInds Who Have It All
Paperback
Publisher Price: $12.99
ISBN13: 9781991048493
Publisher: Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Ltd.
Published: Sep 30 2023
Pages: 108
Weight: 0.37
Height: 0.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
This book is for discerning legal minds. It's a humorous legal compendium and offers a delightful and insightful peek into the legal world, showcasing quirky lawyer anecdotes, amusing judicial rulings, lesser-known legal trivia, comedic courtroom and law office happenings, extraordinary records, and much more.
Crafted by a legal professional, this book uncovers the lighter side of the legal sphere, making it a delightful choice for gifting during the festive season, office celebrations, birthdays, or as a charming surprise on any occasion!
Notable Excerpts:
During a trial:
Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on deceased individuals?
Doctor: All of them. The living ones tend to resist.
In Kentucky, a judge was relieved to avoid a lengthy trial and wrote in his order dismissing the case,
I would have preferred leaping naked off a 12-foot ladder into a bucket of porcupines over presiding a two-week trial here. It would have left the jury more baffled than a baby in a topless bar and the parties angrier than mosquitoes in a mannequin shop.
Interesting tidbits:
Longest jury trial records
Lawyer with 245 consecutive jury murder case wins
Longest-standing legal practice
Humorous judicial viewpoints
Outlandish court motions
And so much more!
This book is a thoughtful gift for legal professionals like judges, litigators, paralegals, legal assistants, law firm administrators, and court personnel. It's also perfect for vendors catering to the legal community.
The most cherished gifts are those that elicit laughter! Treat your legal acquaintances to a dose of amusement with this engaging book. Discover it today and bring joy to your legal circles!
Tags: gifts for lawyers, gifts for legal secretaries, gag gifts for lawyers, funny legal books, humorous gifts for judges, legal humor, law office gifts, courtroom comedy.
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