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    612-822-4611

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3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
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Fire In The Hole

Fire In The Hole

Anastasia, Debra

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Series: Gynazule, Book 2

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ISBN10: 1517439124
ISBN13: 9781517439125
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Sep 19 2015
Pages: 252
Weight: 0.71
Height: 0.57 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Here's what you, the brave reader, need to know. Fire Down Below has a sequel. I know; everyone's super surprised that Amazon allowed me to keep the poop-your-pants book up all this time. In Fire in the Hole, Dove's sausage-loving neighbor has realized he's wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twitter-goddamnit-that he has plans with an ex-girlfriend. Duke scrapes Dove off her apartment floor and takes her to his cousin's wedding. As Pissboy and Cross-eyed Knockers tie the knot, Duke could just kick himself in the balls when he sees Johnson and Beth at the same venue driving Dove insane with jealousy.Will Dove give up everything, even her self-esteem, to get Johnson's johnson between her legs? Or will the scent of spiced meat inspire Dove to rip off Duke's sausage-and-egg underwear forever?Yup. I can publish this. No law against it... yet.Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids. EL James, #1 NTY BestsellerPlease take this garbage and shove it up the hole before it catches fire. Possibly the worst book ever. Joy Fulcher, Amazon Best Selling AuthorGood God. Not again. Tijan NYT Bestseller (who allows payments for friendship)Last book came with maxi pads. What's next? An industrial-sized tub of Vagisil? Tina Reber, NYT BestsellerI think I'd rather read a bowl of alphabet soup Elle Jefferson Queen unicornFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ... why did I agree to read this again? Mary Elizabeth, Mother of DragonsWait... what? Again? Does she own stock in those protective pads? Nancee Cain, Amazing AuthorHang on to your vagina (or mine), Debra Anastasia is writing another sick piece of shit? WHY Ana, Ana's Attic Book BlogDebra slapped me with her lady lips, pinned me down with her bosom, shoved my face against her hairy legs and threatened me to write this review...it's great. Meghan Quinn, Queen of the ObsceneTakes an asshole to recognize a crap story. Season Vining, Amazing AuthorI thought seeing the search results for 'Blue Waffle' was the most traumatic experience I'd ever suffered. But no. This book was far worse. Cora Brent, NYT BestsellerThis book had my anus puckering in fear! Anne Mercier, Amazon Bestselling AuthorDebra broke the hole code! What happens in the hole is supposed to stay in the hole! Rochelle Paige, Amazon BestsellerAre you kidding me? My eyes only just stopped bleeding from the last one! Nicki Elson, Author of Romantic ThingsHave the brain bleach on standby! Carol Oates, Amazon Minor Category Bestseller (but major talent!)I was an innocent person, then Debra Anastasia happened. King MidianI thought Debra Anastasia was dead. Angie Lynch, CEO and President of Shameless Book ClubSo...has to be related to Fire in the Hole or should I say fart?! Pepper Mint, ReaderThis book makes a case of genital warts seem like winning the lottery. Helena Hunting, NYT BestsellerThis is worse than Godfather III! Daisy Prescott, USA Today BestsellerThis book is unforgettable, unless you pay for a lobotomy and three rounds of shock therapy like I did. Katherine Stevens, Amazing AuthorDebra Anastasia's work is consistent... consistently bad. Fire In The Hole might be the worst book ever published. Someone, please, please take her computer away. K.A. Robinson, NYT BestsellerWait. I was supposed to READ this?! Jillian, READ-LOVE-BLOG

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