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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

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Fifty Shades Effed

Fifty Shades Effed

Torcivia, Phil

Paperback

Series: Fifty Shades of Silver, Book 3

Humor

ISBN10: 147817286X
ISBN13: 9781478172864
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Jul 5 2012
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
A parody. When silver-chinned blogger, Mormon Silver, first met the horny and hungry young entrepreneur, Beatrice Plastique, it ignited a boff-fest that left mattress stains and sore hineys. Frightened, curious, and still hardened by Bea's twisted erotic tastes, Mormon struggles to keep up. Determined to match her raging sexual desire, he turns to ED medicine and adult toys.

Now, Bea and Mormon have it all: syrup, toe-curling orgasms, and a world of freaky kinkery ahead. But, Mormon knows that peeling her away from her evil grandmother and douchie ex, Chris, will pose challenges he could never expect. Mormon must somehow learn to participate in Bea's fetishes without serious injury. And, Bea must overcome her desire to hip-check Mormon into the third row of an skating rink and screw him senseless.

Just when it seems all is well, their murmuring together will cause bystanders to point and say ew, banks will threaten foreclosure, and a single blog post will determine their fate.

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