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Funny Retirement Survival Guide: The Ultimate Retirement Gift for the Man Who's Officially Promoted to Full-Time Living
Paperback
Series: Still Kicking, Book 3
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 7 2026
Pages: 106
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.25 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
No alarm clock. No meetings. No circle back. Funny Retirement Survival Guide for Men is the sharp, ridiculously relatable humor gift book for men who just completed the longest group project of their lives: work.
If he's ever:
- Checked his email one last time... just in case
- Stood in the kitchen at 10:30 a.m. wondering what day it is
- Turned coffee into a slow, strategic morning ritual
- Started reorganizing the garage like it's a command center Congratulations. He's officially been promoted to Full-Time Living. This is not a retirement advice book. It's a retirement upgrade manual disguised as a hilarious gift.Inside you'll find:
- Spot-on retirement humor that feels way too accurate
- The strange first weeks without a schedule
- Midlife observations every retired man recognizes instantly
- The perfect balance between freedom, wisdom, and sarcasmPerfect as a:
- Retirement gift for men
- Funny retirement gift for dad or husband
- Coworker retirement gift that actually gets laughs
- Gift for men 55, 60, 65, and beyond who finally escaped meetings
Part of the Still Kicking Series
Books built for men who may be done with work - but are far from done with life.
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