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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Floral Estrangements: Taunt Your Rivals & Vanquish Your Enemies Through the Language of Flowers

Floral Estrangements: Taunt Your Rivals & Vanquish Your Enemies Through the Language of Flowers

Fishbein, Rebecca

Hardcover

Crafts GeneralHumor

Publisher Price: $24.95

ISBN10: 1797231022
ISBN13: 9781797231020
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: Jan 7 2025
Pages: 200
Weight: 1.95
Height: 0.90 Width: 7.30 Depth: 9.30
Language: English
Flowers for when you love them . . . not.

The ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses.

Is there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing--they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as:

  • The Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy)
  • The Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily)
  • The His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium)

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