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Flabius Flaximus and the Superstars of Antarctica: An epic tragedy told in four acts, or thirteen chapters (and one director's cut chapter of absolute
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ISBN10: 0615847579
ISBN13: 9780615847573
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Jul 8 2013
Pages: 270
Weight: 0.80
Height: 0.57 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9780615847573
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Jul 8 2013
Pages: 270
Weight: 0.80
Height: 0.57 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A tale of high adventure and elevated absurdity, Flabius Flaximus, mighty warrior of ancient times, traverses the known world, from snowy Egypt to the deserts of Jamaica, in search of windmills and a set of plastic utensils capable of destroying the universe, or at least powering Cobra's weather dominator. Aided by a daring and/or deranged spy, a testy fairy and a singing cowboy, Flabius battles mythological sirens, Nazis, Klingons and flower girls as he tries to thwart an evil wizard from achieving his goals of global conquest and an all-expenses-paid trip to Disney World. And then there are footnotes.
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