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Extraordinary Stories From an Ordinary Life: Why did I turn out like I did?
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 194
Weight: 0.59
Height: 0.41 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
This book was a crazy idea foisted on me by my children and my wife. There was little to do during Covid, so I said to myself, Write the book now, bonehead. All my folks wanted a chronological history of my life, but that's not what interested me. I'm a great storyteller, so this book is a whole bunch of stories from my life experiences. And since I see everything in life through a peculiar lens, FUNNY, that's what my book is. There are a few heartwarming stories in there but mostly, fun!
These stories range from when I told a baby-sitting lady in the First Methodist Church to, KEEP YOUR COTTON PICKIN' HANDS OFF OF ME, at the ripe age of FOUR, to the incident where for $2 I saved a baby armadillo's life. Plus, everything in between.
This was so much fun to write! I hope you enjoy the read as much as I did the write. However, you still won't know how I turned out like I did, because I don't. LOL. Have a great day!
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