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The Epiphany of Saint Eddie: The Flippin' Flappin' Flapjack Edition! (with almost no cussin'!)

The Epiphany of Saint Eddie: The Flippin' Flappin' Flapjack Edition! (with almost no cussin'!)

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ISBN13: 9798537566885
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 14 2021
Pages: 244
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.51 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Dear Dumbasses,

God here, or as I'd like to be referred to in this here publication thingy, Red.

In celebration of the upcoming Return of Christ we bring you a new book for the Bible, The Epiphany of Saint Eddie. Yay!

This book has everything! The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the devil, death, angels, demons, cowboys, pirates, puppet shows, Me, and weed! Lots and lots of weed!

OKAY! Okay ... I know I told the 1st and 2nd edition readers they needed to be stoned to read this. You don't. Weed, in this story is really just the symbol of the Tree of Life!

However, if you could play along with the story, you know? Listen to a few of the songs? Maybe at least pretend to be Willie Nelson taking a toke off a joint before handing it back to Snoop Dogg? Jus' sayin'.

Anyway! Let's get this Apocalyptic party started!

Sincerely Your Creator,

Red

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