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The Encyclopedia of Nonsincevolume VI: History, Empires, and Other Events That Haven't Happened Yet: Because Toast
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 206
Weight: 0.92
Height: 0.44 Width: 8.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF NONSINCE
VOLUME VI: HISTORY, EMPIRES, AND OTHER EVENTS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET
WARNING: EVERY DATE IS CERTIFIED OUT OF ORDER. CAUSES ARE MISSING. THE READER REMEMBERS TOMORROW.
Welcome to the grand chronological disaster area of Neither Here Nor There, where every historical event must occur before, during, and after itself, ancient ruins must obtain strict construction approval from the future, and no king may rule without a licensed piece of furniture to represent them.
In this field archive, the Ministry of Backdated Affairs proudly scrambles centuries of prehistoric inventions, future ruins, seated revolutions, and edible dynasties. Discover the exact details of the eleven-minute Dark Ages, learn how to successfully navigate a war that surrenders before it receives permission to begin, and cross paths with the mysterious First Tuesday Fossil and King Armchair the Upright.
Meanwhile, the Federal Bureau of Sandwiches is facing a timeline emergency across all eras at once: Logic has stolen the Official Timeline. Consequences are actively demanding ancestry, agents assigned to the past haven't been born yet, and agents assigned to the future are already requiring pensions. If you remember tomorrow while reading this handbook, deny being born immediately.
OFFICIAL CHRONOLOGICAL OVERRIDE: WHEN CHRONOLOGY FAILS COMPLETELY, ANSWER: BECAUSE TOAST.
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