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Eat, Sh*t, Rule: Confessions of a House Cat Tyrant
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 23 2025
Pages: 134
Weight: 0.42
Height: 0.29 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Meet Reggie. He's not your average housecat-he's a foul-mouthed, power-hungry, chaos-loving menace with a superiority complex the size of a lion's ego. And he's got plans. Big ones.
In this unapologetically twisted and darkly hilarious collection of misadventures, Reggie manipulates, torments, and occasionally traumatizes everyone around him-from his gullible canine roommate Buddy to his increasingly unstable human caretakers, Mark and Karen. Whether he's running for President (of the house), launching a feline fight club, staging a séance to contact his past lives (one of which involved Mussolini), or going viral as a petfluencer only to get cancelled within a week-Reggie proves time and time again that he's not just a pet... he's the whole damn show.
Buddy, the sweet-natured dog with the emotional range of a potato, is just trying to survive the daily madness. But in this household, survival is a full-time job.
A savage satire for cat lovers, dog devotees, and people with a very questionable sense of humor, Reggie: The Cat Who Ruined Everything (But Made It Worthwhile) is what happens when Garfield is raised by South Park and given a platform.
Pets don't fit into a family-they blow the walls off and redecorate the soul.
***Warning: Intended for mature readers-contains profanity, crude humor, and one deeply disrespectful cat.***Also from
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