Sign-In
Cart
A Drunken Mishap
Paperback
Series: Pride and Prejudice Mishaps, Book 5
Publisher: Ash & Alder Books
Published: Mar 12 2026
Pages: 140
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.33 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
One rug. Far too many brandies. And a kneecap that changes everything.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is a man of tradition, property, and impeccable decorum. He does not get foxed at country balls, he does not sprawl ungracefully on library settees, and he certainly does not compromise young ladies.
Elizabeth Bennet enters a darkened study to escape the relentless pedantry of Mr Collins. She does not expect to trip. She does not expect to fall. And she certainly does not expect her knee to land with pinpoint accuracy on the most sensitive region of the wealthiest man in the North.
Now, Mr Darcy is incapacitated, Miss Elizabeth is compromised, and Mrs Bennet is already ordering wedding lace.
Can an engagement born of a physical catastrophe and a mountain of mince pies ever turn into true love? Or are the shades of Pemberley about to be polluted by the most hilarious scandal in the history of the Regency?
A Drunken Mishap is a laugh-out-loud, clean Pride & Prejudice variation featuring a very pained Mr Darcy, a very defiant Elizabeth, and the world's most judgemental poodle.
Perfect for readers who enjoy:
- Humorous Pride and Prejudice variations.
- Clean and wholesome Regency romance
- Laugh-out-loud historical romances
- Accidental compromise
- Romantic comedies
Also from
Robbins, Cat
Also in
Humor
I Can't Believe I Did That: The Game That Gives You Points for Sharing Awkward, Awesome, and Unforgettable Memories: Card Games
Nadelberg, David
Katcher, Neil
Other
The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams and Jokes Plucked from Science
Flynn, Simon
Paperback
Fixing Flamingos: And Other Solutions to the World's Least Pressing Problems
Rea, Brian
Brown, Lucienne
Paperback
How to Be a Cat: (Cat Books for Kids, Cat Gifts for Kids, Cat Picture Book)
Swerling, Lisa
Lazar, Ralph
Hardcover
Peculiar Questions and Practical Answers: A Little Book of Whimsy and Wisdom from the Files of the New York Public Library
New York Public Library
Hardcover
How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay: Tips and Tricks That Kept Me Alive, Happy, and Creative in Spite of Myself
Lawson, Jenny
Hardcover
Bake It Off: An Unofficial Taylor Swift-Inspired Cookbook for Every Era, from Breakfast to Midnights
Smith, Lindsey
Hardcover
Big Fan: Two Friends, 82,490 Miles, and the Wild, Wonderful Sports We Love
Schur, Michael
Posnanski, Joe
Hardcover
Pardon My Book: Ten Years of the Best (and Worst) in Sports from Pardon My Take
Commenter, Pft
Big Cat
Hardcover
We Are the World (Cup): A Personal History of the World's Greatest Sporting Event
Bennett, Roger
Hardcover
Black Out Loud: The Revolutionary History of Black Comedy from Vaudeville to '90s Sitcoms
Bennett, Geoff
Hardcover
How to Grow Up Without Becoming a Grown-Up: Big Lessons from Little Kids
Shapiro-Barnum, Julian
Hardcover
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Five Novels in One Outrageous Volume
Adams, Douglas
Paperback
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent
Boozan, Glenn
Hardcover
The New Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Expert Advice for Extreme Situations
Piven, Joshua
Borgenicht, David
Hardcover
Wtf America?!: The Way Out of This Hell and Back to Democracy
Meiselas, Brett
Meiselas, Jordy
Meiselas, Ben
Hardcover
How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Auburn, Zachary
Paperback
Not Today, Fascists: The Lies That Got Us Here, and the Truths That Will Reunite Us
Welch, Jennifer
Hardcover
Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die (New York Times Bestseller)
Condo, Messie
Hardcover