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Don't Read This While The Baby's Napping: The Brutally Honest, Hilarious Survival Guide for Exhausted New Parents
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ISBN13: 9798189028601
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 25 2026
Pages: 102
Weight: 0.57
Height: 0.21 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 25 2026
Pages: 102
Weight: 0.57
Height: 0.21 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
DON'T READ THIS WHILE THE BABY'S NAPPING The brutally honest, hilarious survival guide for exhausted new parents. 250+ brand new jokes about pregnancy, labor and delivery, newborn sleep deprivation, feeding wars, diaper disasters, unsolicited advice from everyone, unnecessary baby gear, mom guilt, dad fails, and the chaos of the first year. WARNING: This book contains dangerous levels of honesty about parenthood. Reading it may cause loud laughing, aggressive nodding, and sudden urges to text your own mother an apology. Inside you will find:
Pregnancy and Waiting - Labor and Delivery - Newborn Sleep - Feeding Wars - Diaper Duty - Unsolicited Advice - Baby Gear - Mom Guilt and Dad Fails - Milestones and Mayhem - Bonus Fill in the Blank Honest Baby Journal The perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, or anyone surviving on cold coffee and hope. By Lubna Tubassam
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