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Don't Be a HO HO HO For Valentine's Day!: The Only Thing Getting Popped Should Be the Champagne Cork
Paperback
Series: Don't Be a Ho Ho Ho, Book 5
ISBN13: 9781971419084
Publisher: G'Bryella Whyt
Published: Jan 13 2026
Pages: 42
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.11 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
The florist is booked. The jeweler is busy. The maître d' has a waiting list. And the man you're dating has suddenly developed strong philosophical objections to Valentine's Day. How fascinating.
Grandma would like to discuss this.
Don't Be a HO HO HO for Valentine's Day! is what happens when a wealthy, old-school grandmother with eighty years of standards meets modern dating.
Through savage rhyming verse and glamorous illustrations, Grandma takes on situationships, bare-minimum boyfriends, low-maintenance nonsense, mysterious Valentine's scheduling conflicts, and the increasingly bizarre idea that the man is somehow the prize.
A Valentine's gag gift for the best friend, sister, daughter, or granddaughter whose dating life could use less sympathy and considerably more Grandma.
Classy illustrations. Questionable language. Extremely high standards.
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