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Do Not Read While Pooing: The Happy Six Years
Paperback
Series: Do Not Read While Pooing, Book 1
ISBN13: 9781499205039
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Apr 22 2014
Pages: 208
Weight: 0.46
Height: 0.44 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
This book is udder nonsense.
Udders are good. Big udders are better.
And like ridiculously big udders, this book will make you laugh.
It will brighten your day.
It will make you smarter.*
It will put a spring in your step.
And leave you scratching your head. And your ass.
But beware; it might just make you fall off the toilet.**
*Costs extra.**Do not read while pooing.
* * * * *
Sometime between 2002 and 2013, I lost my mind while running Happy Six, the business that I started really by accident.
It was over a decade of pure insanity which I somehow managed to escape from alive and without murdering anyone.
Along the way, I discovered that there was humor in my everyday life - lots of it.
So I started writing down these bits of humor and exposing them to whomever would read or listen.
This book is my first collection of what I call udder nonsense, written during those crazy years.
It is a collection of ridiculousness, life observations, silly anecdotes, and profound stupidity...sprinkled with a healthy dose of profanity.
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