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Death in 3 to 5 Business Days
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 26 2026
Pages: 104
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.25 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In this full-length dark comedy for the stage, Grace is dying, and her family has gathered to offer comfort, settle old scores, and quietly wonder how long this is going to take.
Her son wants his man cave back. Her daughters are guarding a lifetime of resentments. An Armenian-Mexican family feud threatens to turn a solemn goodbye into complete chaos. And Grace, though confined to her deathbed, may still be the sharpest-and most dangerous-person in the room.
As funeral plans, cultural pride, hospice care, enchiladas, and one suspiciously affordable casket collide, Grace's final days become a brutally funny examination of family, identity, death, and the grudges that refuse to die.
Death in 3 to 5 Business Days is a darkly comic full-length stage play for seven actors from award-winning playwright Ron Simonian.
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