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Crap Holiday
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781726871235
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 31 2018
Pages: 246
Weight: 0.60
Height: 0.56 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
Unhinged and hilarious - Den Of Geek
So funny I laughed my bollocks into my socks - Jason Hazeley
Any tale is vastly improved by the inclusion of Daniel O' Donnell - Mr Biffo
I haven't read it yet, sorry - Simon Brew
Adventure! Romance! Misc! This book is none of these things, and less!
Semi-permanent drunk Melissa just wants to drink neat gin from her Daniel O'Donnell mug and avoid being promoted at work. She doesn't have a boyfriend or any hopes and dreams and she likes being miserable. Her housemate Joanne makes a living as an online lightworker by aligning people's wood meridians. She does have a boyfriend - a poet named Fax who thinks he can boil eggs with his mind.
And together they are... going on holiday to a new age festival.
In amongst the spoon carving, vowel free poetry and too many vegans, Melissa tries to survive being serenaded with lutes and accidentally triggering people by eating Pringles.
Crap Holiday is the debut novel from Jenny Morrill, who writes the nostalgia and pop culture blog World of Crap. Occasionally, Den of Geek will take pity on her and allow her to write for them. She once attempted to eat 36 trios in one go, after watching Highlander while drunk one night.
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