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Celebrating Mediocrity
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ISBN13: 9798373267144
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 11 2023
Pages: 160
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.37 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 11 2023
Pages: 160
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.37 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
I thought it'd take a couple of months.
A quarter tops. It's been a year.
So far, no good. It should've been a routine, run-of-the-mill, pick-the-best-of-the-bunch sort of affair. It wasn't. I've been balls-deep in the process for a year. Now, with a rounder midsection, an inflation-beating salary bump, wispy streaks of grey in the 'fro and firmly ensconced in my mid-30s, I am teetering on the edge of premature unclehood. Needless to say: I am #singleAF. What follows in these pages are some escapades of my life that actually happened in my seemingly eternal pursuit of the purest of all our traditions: an arranged marriage.
A quarter tops. It's been a year.
So far, no good. It should've been a routine, run-of-the-mill, pick-the-best-of-the-bunch sort of affair. It wasn't. I've been balls-deep in the process for a year. Now, with a rounder midsection, an inflation-beating salary bump, wispy streaks of grey in the 'fro and firmly ensconced in my mid-30s, I am teetering on the edge of premature unclehood. Needless to say: I am #singleAF. What follows in these pages are some escapades of my life that actually happened in my seemingly eternal pursuit of the purest of all our traditions: an arranged marriage.
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