Cat in Charge
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ISBN10: 1976079632
ISBN13: 9781976079634
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Sep 9 2017
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.42
Height: 0.29 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781976079634
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Sep 9 2017
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.42
Height: 0.29 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
This book is written by Sammy the Cat, edited for public consumption by Candy Rae. Sammy is a real cat. This is the story of his life, from his perspective. He also knows exactly how to manipulate the world around him with the mantra, all things belong to cats. All things exist for the benefit of cats. This includes humans.A long time ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have not forgotten this.Quotes from 'Cat in Charge': 'However, my human and I are working very well together on this writing fing. I direct and human obeys. I find the best place to oversee is sitting along human shoulders against back of chair. This leaves paws free to correct.''At the top is the top cat, then come all other cats, in strict order of seniority.''Cat in Charge' is written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human English and Cat English. Where Cat English predominates, cat won the argument.PLANET WOLF(1) Wolves and War - (2) Conflict and Courage - (3) Homage and Honour - (4) Dragons and Destiny - (5) Valour and Victory - (6) Ambition and Alavidha - (7) Paws and Planets - (8) Tales and TailsDRAGON WULF(1) Journey and Jeopardy - (2) Gossamer and Grass - (3) Flames and FreedomFLYING COLOURS(1) Rascals and Renegades - (2) Outlaws and Overlords - (3) Sparkles and Sphinxes (forthcoming)T'QUEL MAGIC(1) Ephemeral Boundary - (2) Enduring Barrier - (3) Eternal BulwarkMULTIVERSE MUDDLE (forthcoming)(1) Vampyre Crypt - (2) Faie Castle - (3) Shadow Cave - (4) Demon CitadelSAMMY THE CAT(1) Cat in Charge - (2) Cat at Christmas - (3) Dog not in ChargeKILL BY CUR
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