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Causality As A Lifestyle Choice: A Wormhole Investigation
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Series: The Wormhole Investigations, Book 1
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ISBN13: 9798198761940
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 7 2026
Pages: 254
Weight: 0.76
Height: 0.53 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 7 2026
Pages: 254
Weight: 0.76
Height: 0.53 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Neiru Hoire discovers the book in a footnote.
That would normally be unremarkable. Academic papers are full of footnotes referencing books nobody has read.
But this one is different.
The book is cited everywhere.
Dozens of papers refer to it. Conferences discuss it. Entire research programmes are based on it.
That would normally be unremarkable. Academic papers are full of footnotes referencing books nobody has read.
But this one is different.
The book is cited everywhere.
Dozens of papers refer to it. Conferences discuss it. Entire research programmes are based on it.
There is only one problem. The book does not exist. The missing work, Causality as a Lifestyle Choice by the mysterious H. N. Fohn, appears to have influenced physics, philosophy, economics, and at least one government advisory committee despite never having been written.
Naturally, Neiru does the only sensible thing.
He investigates. Soon Neiru, Gytha, Athena, Kirin, and their small Samoyed Hafthor find themselves pulled into a widening mystery involving:
- a university department that studies narrative physics
- printers that produce documents nobody asked for
- swans with suspicious authority
- a philosopher-criminal writing the same book from a Mediterranean yacht
- another Neiru attempting to expose the whole system from a disastrous desert island And at the centre of it all...
a manuscript that appears to be writing itself.
As the investigations multiply and versions of events begin colliding, one fact becomes increasingly clear:
the book may not merely describe reality.
It may be organising it. Causality as a Lifestyle Choice is a comic mystery about authorship, coincidence, and the dangerous possibility that stories might not just explain the world.
They might be running it.
And once the investigation begins, it becomes very difficult to stop. Once you have read Letters From The Wormhole - How To Destroy Reality By Writing Annual Missives, this new book will make everything clear. Or not.
Naturally, Neiru does the only sensible thing.
He investigates. Soon Neiru, Gytha, Athena, Kirin, and their small Samoyed Hafthor find themselves pulled into a widening mystery involving:
- a university department that studies narrative physics
- printers that produce documents nobody asked for
- swans with suspicious authority
- a philosopher-criminal writing the same book from a Mediterranean yacht
- another Neiru attempting to expose the whole system from a disastrous desert island And at the centre of it all...
a manuscript that appears to be writing itself.
As the investigations multiply and versions of events begin colliding, one fact becomes increasingly clear:
the book may not merely describe reality.
It may be organising it. Causality as a Lifestyle Choice is a comic mystery about authorship, coincidence, and the dangerous possibility that stories might not just explain the world.
They might be running it.
And once the investigation begins, it becomes very difficult to stop. Once you have read Letters From The Wormhole - How To Destroy Reality By Writing Annual Missives, this new book will make everything clear. Or not.
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