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Cats in the Bible
Paperback
Publisher: Lyssa Medana
Published: Feb 18 2026
Pages: 88
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.18 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Everyone knows that there are no cats in the Bible. There's plenty about dogs and pigs and even the occasional lion, but the housecat is conspicuous by its absence. Besides, everyone who has cats knows that cat stories expand to fit the space available, and anyone who has listened to a cat owner will know that stories about cats can be endless, so perhaps it was best that they were omitted. If you pay attention, however, the Bible covers principles for all sorts of situations, including cats, and it can be reassuring in the face of felonious felines.
Cats in the Bible is a collection of hilarious and true cat stories starring Lyssa Medana's cats and their furry neighbours as they prove time after time that you can find a Bible verse for every occasion, whether it's fighting with the vet, stealing food, or the dreaded bath.
This is a fun read for cat-lovers everywhere, regardless of faith, as Shadow, Smudge and Smoke trot briskly from disaster to havoc to cuddles and back, ruling their hapless owners with an iron paw and stealing cheese along the way.
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