Sign-In
Cart
Cantgetrite: To Be Debt-Free, We Must Kill the INTERNET! A More Casual Take on the 9-11 Disaster Script Book 1 Part South
Paperback
Series: Cantgetrite, Book 1
HumorGeneral DramaScreenwriting
Publisher: Publishdrive
Published: Jul 26 2024
Pages: 314
Weight: 1.02
Height: 0.70 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of imagination, where reality and myth collide in a way you've never experienced before? In Ray Mond's CANTGETRITE, you'll delve into a world where the unexpected becomes the norm, and where the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. A Riveting Tale of Redemption and Cosmic Consequences is about to start.
Meet CantGetRite, an enigmatic character based on a real-life figure, currently serving time in a Federal prison. The author, Ray Mond, introduces us to this captivating individual through the lens of one of the coolest storytellers you'll ever encounter. As you delve into the pages of this book, you'll soon realize that CantGetRite is more than just a character; he represents each of us in our own struggles, our own journeys.
But that's just the beginning. In this eccentric and thought-provoking narrative, you'll witness a bizarre convergence of deities, both divine and mythical. Imagine the Devil, God, Allah, Odin, Buddha, and even L. Ron Hubbard stepping into a bar, and you'll get a glimpse of the surreal world awaiting you.
In this curious flat Earth, controlled by a centenarian ruler, THE INTERNET, SIRI, ALEXA, and MUSIC have taken on human form. The inhabitants of this peculiar world have longed for the return of their lord, but what they receive instead is CantGetRite, the unlikeliest of heroes, unwittingly embroiled in a cosmic game devised by gods and deities. Their mission? To KILL THE INTERNET.
(But unbeknownst to him, all GODS are betting if CantGetRite will be able to kill THE INTERNET or be stuck in a universe where he has to live. And they also have a side bet on if THE INTERNET will win. Ameer is the owner of the bar where he holds the contract so that it's a fair fight. Yet all GODS cheat to manipulate a win for their favor. Meanwhile, THE GODS board a plane, determined to thwart his plans by any means necessary, even if it means crashing that very plane.)
As CantGetRite heads towards the TWIN TOWERS, where THE INTERNET and its DATA SERVERS reside, the stakes couldn't be higher. With the help of colorful characters like FREDDY THE COCKROACH and the mysterious WET RICE, CantGetRite is on the verge of something momentous. Meanwhile, THE GODS board a plane, determined to thwart his plans by any means necessary, even if it means crashing that very plane.
Ray Mond's CANTGETRITE is a rollercoaster of a novel that defies convention and invites you to explore a world where reality and fantasy merge into an unmissable spectacle. If you crave a story that challenges your perception of the ordinary, intrigues your imagination, and keeps you on the edge of your seat, then this is a must-read. Join us on this extraordinary adventure and discover what happens when CantGetRite becomes the universe's last hope.
Also in
Humor
I Can't Believe I Did That: The Game That Gives You Points for Sharing Awkward, Awesome, and Unforgettable Memories: Card Games
Nadelberg, David
Katcher, Neil
Other
The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams and Jokes Plucked from Science
Flynn, Simon
Paperback
How to Be a Cat: (Cat Books for Kids, Cat Gifts for Kids, Cat Picture Book)
Swerling, Lisa
Lazar, Ralph
Hardcover
The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason
Chapo Trap House
Hardcover
Peculiar Questions and Practical Answers: A Little Book of Whimsy and Wisdom from the Files of the New York Public Library
New York Public Library
Hardcover
How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay: Tips and Tricks That Kept Me Alive, Happy, and Creative in Spite of Myself
Lawson, Jenny
Hardcover
Wtf America?!: The Way Out of This Hell and Back to Democracy
Meiselas, Brett
Meiselas, Jordy
Meiselas, Ben
Hardcover
Not Today, Fascists: The Lies That Got Us Here, and the Truths That Will Reunite Us
Welch, Jennifer
Hardcover
Big Fan: Two Friends, 82,490 Miles, and the Wild, Wonderful Sports We Love
Posnanski, Joe
Schur, Michael
Hardcover
Pardon My Book: Ten Years of the Best (and Worst) in Sports from Pardon My Take
Big Cat
Commenter, Pft
Hardcover
How to Grow Up Without Becoming a Grown-Up: Big Lessons from Little Kids
Shapiro-Barnum, Julian
Hardcover
We've Been Here the Whole Time!: A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America
Clift, Joey
Paperback
Black Out Loud: The Revolutionary History of Black Comedy from Vaudeville to '90s Sitcoms
Bennett, Geoff
Hardcover
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Five Novels in One Outrageous Volume
Adams, Douglas
Paperback
We Are the World (Cup): A Personal History of the World's Greatest Sporting Event
Bennett, Roger
Hardcover
The New Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Expert Advice for Extreme Situations
Borgenicht, David
Piven, Joshua
Hardcover
Bake It Off: An Unofficial Taylor Swift-Inspired Cookbook for Every Era, from Breakfast to Midnights
Smith, Lindsey
Hardcover
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent
Boozan, Glenn
Hardcover
Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die (New York Times Bestseller)
Condo, Messie
Hardcover
How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Auburn, Zachary
Paperback