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Call your Mom
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 21 2025
Pages: 228
Weight: 0.46
Height: 0.57 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Motherhood isn't just a role; it's a lifelong identity crisis where Mom becomes a full-time personality.
They said motherhood would be magical; they forgot to mention the sarcasm, the guilt trips, and the silent curses muttered under your breath.
If you've ever whispered I'm fine while feeling like you're internally screaming, negotiated peace treaties over broccoli, or questioned how your adorable toddler transformed into a sarcastic teenager-welcome. You've found your tribe.
Call Your Mom is a humorous, illustrated collection that captures the essence of motherhood through wit and satire. It serves as both a therapy session and a relatable exploration of the mishaps and messy truths that come with being a mom.
Inside, you'll meet:
The myth of the perfect mother (spoiler: she doesn't exist and probably never folded that laundry either).
The woman behind the Mom title; the one who had dreams, hobbies, and occasionally slept eight hours.
The Great Parent-Teen Divide, where eye rolls become a second language.
Silent Screaming & Other Highly Effective Coping Strategies.
Self-Care: The Mom Edition (blink twice if you need backup).
This isn't a rulebook. It's a companion for the exhausted, the sentimental, the sarcastic, and the moms who laugh so they don't cry. And yes, grown children... you're included too. Because one day, Mom might become your best friend, but she'll still remember that thing you did in 2009.
Whether you are a mom, have a mom, or survived being raised by one, this book is a reminder that motherhood is messy, hilarious, overwhelming, and deeply human.
So go ahead: read, laugh, roll your eyes...
and maybe call your mom.
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