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Brains Sold Separately
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HumorLiterary CriticismGeneral Drama
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ISBN13: 9798259320864
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 26 2026
Pages: 182
Weight: 0.55
Height: 0.39 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 26 2026
Pages: 182
Weight: 0.55
Height: 0.39 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Ever wonder how humanity has managed to survive this long?
From the guy who once Googled how to boil water comes a hilariously honest look at the dumbest species on the planet - us.
Brains Sold Separately is a 40-chapter roast of everything we get wrong: workplace disasters, dating app delusions, family group chat meltdowns, DIY projects that end in the emergency room, and the slow, beautiful death of common sense.
From the guy who once Googled how to boil water comes a hilariously honest look at the dumbest species on the planet - us.
Brains Sold Separately is a 40-chapter roast of everything we get wrong: workplace disasters, dating app delusions, family group chat meltdowns, DIY projects that end in the emergency room, and the slow, beautiful death of common sense.
Whether it's arguing with strangers on the internet, attending meetings that could've been a sticky note, or pretending you understand your own health insurance - this book proves that stupidity isn't a bug. It's a feature.
Inside you'll find:
Brains sold separately. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
Inside you'll find:
- Brain-dead tales and epic fails
- Corporate jargon translated into actual English
- A survival guide for in-laws, siblings, and the family group chat
- The meaning of life (spoiler - there isn't one)
- And 40 chapters of proof that none of us know what we're doing
Brains sold separately. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
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