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Boris Johnson: Everything I Know About The Real World
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ISBN10: 1495452336
ISBN13: 9781495452338
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Feb 5 2014
Pages: 68
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.14 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781495452338
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Feb 5 2014
Pages: 68
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.14 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
EMPTY BOOKS present... BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD Don't you just LOVE Boris? He's SO funny and harmless right? Well now, across 70 stunningly empty pages, this sensational brand new book details every single thing that Boris knows about the real world. Based on all of his incredible life experience toadying to the cream of society, we unveil precisely what this deeply disturbing posh giant baby understands about the everyday life of people who work for a living and didn't go to Eton. Packed full of absolutely nothing, leaving plenty of room for notes, and pencil sketches of spunking cocks, it's the ideal gift for anyone. Boris Johnson. C***. GUARDIAN Finally. KEN Vote Ken. BARBIE Also now available from Empty Page Books: THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON MANCHESTER UNITED: THE TROPHY CABINET STORY 2014-50 ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE
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