Best Business Practices and B.S. How a Rabbit Made $Billions!
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ISBN10: 1540794245
ISBN13: 9781540794246
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Dec 17 2016
Pages: 264
Weight: 0.68
Height: 0.55 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781540794246
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Dec 17 2016
Pages: 264
Weight: 0.68
Height: 0.55 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
A Senator Says: This book is full of vulgar, trashy humor that will appeal only to the truly deplorable in our society I heartily recommend it! A Cow Says: It took me a while to digest this book, but once I got my teeth into it and chewed it over a bit, I thought to myself, this author will milk any joke dry! This biting business satire describes how an entrepreneurial rabbit, Ruddy Hare, used his own warped version of best business practices and B.S. (with emphasis on the latter) to found a business empire. Written in a vulgar, humorous style, it aims to surpass Animal Farm as the best business book for humans. The three main characters (reprobates) are: Ruddy Hare, the world's richest rabbit, entrepreneur (timeshare burrows) and theatrical agent; Jack Upchucker, leading dog film star (From Here to Paternity, The Hound of Music and pop star You're my Poopy!); and Mr. Extortionate Markup (his real name), lawyer and human, fixer and cleaner-up of Ruddy and Jack's idiocies and misadventures; also editor of this book. Note that the Federal Sanitation Service has issued the following warning: The reader should wear a hazmat suit at all times. Deposit book in specially marked bins. Extra landfills have been dug to handle this highly toxic material! Forget all you have learned about best business practices.....get a lobotomy and read this book!
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