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Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing (Large Print Edition)
Hardcover
Publisher: Brenda Richards
Published: Apr 4 2026
Pages: 110
Weight: 0.94
Height: 0.31 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing is the satirical guide to feline domination that cat lovers, dog owners, and anyone who has ever been silently judged by a creature a tenth of their size has been waiting for.
Written in the voice of Whiskers M. Von Sass, Esq. - self-appointed apex predator, passive-aggressive mastermind, and four-time recipient of the Blank Stare of the Year Award - this hilarious cat parody book reveals the tactics, strategies, and psychological warfare your cat has been deploying against you for years.
Featuring full page original color illustrations throughout - because Whiskers deserves nothing less.
Inside this humorous cat book you'll discover:
- The art of strategic napping - and why doing nothing is the ultimate power move
- How to steal food, monopolize furniture, and redirect blame onto the dog
- The slow blink of supremacy and other nonverbal domination techniques that terrify Labradors
- Passive-aggressive kneading, selective deafness, and the tactical hairball
- Why the couch, the bed, the highest shelf, and frankly the entire household already belong to the cat
Perfect for:
- Cat lovers and cat humor enthusiasts
- Anyone who owns both a cat and a dog and knows exactly who's in charge
- Fans of funny animal books, satirical humor, and feline comedy
- Gift for cat lovers who appreciate witty, sarcastic, humorous books
Whether you're a devoted cat person, a confused dog owner, or a human who suspects you've been outmaneuvered by a seven-pound furball, this satirical cat book will confirm every suspicion you've ever had - and make you laugh out loud doing it.
Scroll up and grab your copy - before the cat decides you've already taken too long.
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