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Barry White is Still Absurd
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781917705004
Publisher: Bloodhound Books
Published: May 22 2025
Pages: 260
Weight: 0.60
Height: 0.59 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Life was easier when Barry White was just a rugby-playing, pint-drinking, responsibility-dodging manchild. But after accidentally becoming a millionaire, he lets the village think his late mother left them a fortune-including 100K for the church. Now the vicar's done a runner with the cash, the villagers want blood, and Barry's finding it impossible to drift through life under the bed covers.
Meanwhile, best mate Romeo is living the high life, whilst Barry's own girlfriend Diana is sick of his bad influence on her teenage son.
Just when he thinks life can't get any more complicated, Barry discovers the vicar in hiding and, naturally, agrees to help him. What could possibly go wrong?
With a fugitive vicar in his house, the police sniffing around, and his personal life in complete freefall, Barry's only hope is to start telling some truths. But has he left things too late to save his own skin and win Diana back? Because she's got a secret of her own-one that could change everything...
Packed with laughs, chaos, and Barry-sized disasters, this rollicking sequel to 'The Absurd Life of Barry White' is a wild ride of scandal, scrapes, and second chances.
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