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Brewster's Bitcoins

Brewster's Bitcoins

Paperback

Humor

ISBN13: 9798248734832
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 22 2026
Pages: 140
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.30 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Spend 1,000 Bitcoin in 100 days.

Keep nothing. Tell no one.

Win 10,000 Bitcoin-or watch it burn forever.

Montgomery Glitch Brewster is a broke, burned-out indie game designer in Los Angeles-smart enough to know he's stuck, desperate enough to chase any miracle. Then a high-end law firm delivers one: an inheritance worth 1,000 Bitcoin.

There's a catch. A brutal one.

Glitch has 100 consecutive days to spend every satoshi, legally, with receipts... but he must finish with zero Bitcoin and nothing he can resell, refund, redeem, or keep-not even residual value like credits or points. If he slips-if the funds are compromised through negligence, if he keeps value, or if he breaks the rules-the real prize (10,000 Bitcoin) is gone, sent to a permanent burn address.

What looks online like reckless crypto flexing is actually a high-wire act of contracts, services, experiences, and secrets-made even harder by his influencer girlfriend, Barbara Ward, who treats every moment like content and every purchase like a brand move. Glitch has money for the first time in his life... and no safe way to hold onto it.

Brewster's Bitcoins is a modern, crypto-era riff on Brewster's Millions: sharp, funny, tense, and painfully relatable-about money, identity, attention, and what happens when life-changing wealth comes with terms and conditions.

In this book you'll find:

  • A high-stakes inheritance challenge with strict, loophole-hunting rules
  • Influencer culture, public perception, and private panic colliding in real time
  • Big spending, bigger consequences, and the constant fear of one fatal mistake
  • Satire with teeth-and a suspenseful countdown you'll feel on every page

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