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The Book of Signs: A Journey into the Unknown
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Series: The Book of Signs, Book 1
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 466
Weight: 1.23
Height: 1.16 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The Year of Weirdness
A Completely Fake Horoscope for a Very Real Universe
It began with a simple horoscope.
Then the ducks got involved.
What follows is a year-long journey through a universe that is slowly, and often hilariously, losing its mind. Across twelve months of increasingly absurd predictions, the stars attempt to guide the twelve zodiac signs through cosmic mysteries, rogue coincidences, suspicious geese, reality fractures, prophetic snacks, a highly influential squirrel, fashionable flamingos, and an echidna who may understand the meaning of existence.
As the months unfold, strange signals appear from the future. Storylines converge. Timelines fracture. The universe itself begins questioning how the year should end. Will reality continue into a new beginning, or will everything collapse into a complete cosmic reset?
Part satire, part philosophy, part improvised mythology, The Book of Signs transforms the familiar horoscope into an epic tale of chaos, connection, and meaning. Beneath the jokes, running gags, and increasingly concerned ducks lies a surprisingly hopeful idea:
That small choices matter.
That weirdness has value.
And that the future is something we build together.
Filled with daily horoscopes, cosmic forecasts, bizarre wisdom, and a cast of unforgettable animal advisors, this is a book for astrology fans, non-astrology fans, lovers of absurd humour, and anyone who has ever looked at the world and thought:
Surely none of us knows what we're doing.
The stars agree.
The ducks have paperwork.
The flamingos brought snacks.
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