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The Best Ever Book of Turkish Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Turkish Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

Young, Mark Geoffrey

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Humor

ISBN10: 146991784X
ISBN13: 9781469917849
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Jan 30 2012
Pages: 106
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Turk jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Turkish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Turkish Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Turkish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Turkish jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Turks wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Turk and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Turk brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Turk who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: Put on two coats. *** Why do Turks laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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