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The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

Young, Mark Geoffrey

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Humor

ISBN10: 1477598995
ISBN13: 9781477598993
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Jun 4 2012
Pages: 106
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Civil Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Civil Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Civil Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Civil Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Civil Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Civil Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Civil Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: Put on two coats. *** Why do Civil Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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