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B✦tch, You Got Sparkle (But Also, Clean Your Mirror): Tough-Love Poems to Hype You Up and Call You Out
Paperback
Series: The Aggressively Savage Poetry Club
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 22 2025
Pages: 28
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
You sparkle-but let's be real, you're also a little bit of a mess. Welcome to the Aggressively Savage Poetry Club.
B✦tch, You Got Sparkle is not your average poetry book. It's part hype squad, part roast session, and fully designed to light a fire under your chaotic, glitter-covered life. These tough-love poems will boost your confidence, make you laugh, and maybe call you out (just a little).
Inside, you'll find:
- Savage metaphors and no-nonsense truths
- Poems that hype you up AND remind you to get your life together
- A perfect mix of grit, glitter, and straight-up sass
- A kick in the pants disguised as self-love
If you love motivational quotes but secretly enjoy being side-eyed by your own journal, this book is for you.
Perfect for fans of edgy poetry, tough-love advice, and anyone who likes their inspiration with a side of sarcasm.
Join the club. Stay savage. And don't forget to clean your mirror.
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