Awkward Procures Happiness
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ISBN10: 1082492426
ISBN13: 9781082492426
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 26 2019
Pages: 166
Weight: 0.55
Height: 0.38 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781082492426
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 26 2019
Pages: 166
Weight: 0.55
Height: 0.38 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
So I said, Yes, but if you touch me, I'll put my skate in your face. If this tickles your fancy, as Sampson wanted to tickle mine, read up. In Awkward Procures Happiness, a compilation of essays, readers experience weirder than fiction yet relatable stories and walk away with a smirk and some advice for love and life.Who has never walked out of the bathroom with something visibly tucked into their underwear? It is such a mortifying experience and we all know the feeling. If someone told you, your beet red face gave away any hints of poise as you pulled the offending article from its eager prison. Yet embarrassment feeds growth. This book tells of awkward dating stories, life experiences, and that time my hand got stuck in the butt crack of an acquaintance.Somehow, I have more than my fair share of awkwardness and began collecting these stories to prove that others have similar experiences. Do not worry, it is not just you. We have all been there and here is some proof.
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