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Atlantis We Definitely Meant To Sink: Everything Was Going Fine...Until We Trusted Plato With The Pluming
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 5 2025
Pages: 120
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.28 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Atlantis: We Definitely Meant to Sink
It was going great... until someone let Plato handle the plumbing.
Dive headfirst into the soggy ruins of Atlantis in this hilariously irreverent reimagining of the world's most over-theorised civilisation. Historians have been searching for centuries. Conspiracy theorists have drawn maps, built pyramids in their back gardens, and blamed aliens.
But now, the truth can finally be told. And it's wetter than expected.
Join a council of soggy philosophers, seaweed-clogged mystics, and one emotionally unstable oracle as they navigate underwater bureaucracy, accidental prophecy, and a highly explosive plumbing crisis that sends the entire city to the bottom of the ocean on purpose.
Atlantis wasn't lost.
It just really, really wanted to be left alone.
From the author of Where's My Copper? The EA-Nāṣir Story and He Thought Therefore He Vanished comes the next laugh-out-loud instalment in the Ancient History Misremembered(TM) series.
Expect: Misguided genius Council meetings. underwater Philosophical floods. 'Completely made-up facts (but told with confidence) And a llama. (You'll see.)
Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and anyone who's ever shouted That's not how history works! at the History Channel.
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