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Publisher Price: $6.99
ISBN13: 9780473233617
Publisher: Nameless Publisher
Published: Apr 1 2017
Pages: 54
Weight: 0.17
Height: 0.11 Width: 5.83 Depth: 8.27
Language: English
... I was balancing a vodka, a whiskey, and a wine in one hand, three beers in the other, and was pouring some Peruvian corn port shots out along the dash. This was foolish because I needed at least two hands free to make horrendous finger gestures, and another to throw empties into the yards I was racing through on my way home...
... the next day police found me at an equality rally for signs. I'd only had eleventy-threenty-six twelvety twelve twelve seventy-five-hundredy-twelve eight eight ninety thirteenty-one beers, and I wasn't even drunk. I had six beers in my chest pocket of my T-shirt...
My name's Guy and hi. This is a tale of a few of my lives in the old student days. With little gnomes in jelly. And slamming whirlwinding metal gigs...
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