There's Lipstick on My Pigskin!: A satirical, dictionary-style sports playbook
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ISBN10: 1492359084
ISBN13: 9781492359081
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Sep 17 2013
Pages: 120
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.25 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781492359081
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Sep 17 2013
Pages: 120
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.25 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
There's Lipstick on my Pigskin! is a satirical, dictionary-style playbook with close to 300 American football terms expressed in a humorous female voice. Join us on a tour of nothing is off-limits when it comes to sports and fashion...football terms are defined with a comical twist that includes beauty, dating, fashion, BFFs, men, money, sex, and shopping. This book will make Football Fashionistas out of women of all ages, including those women who can actually go wide without wearing a jock strap. This book also serves as a handbook for jocks and cocks who want to learn how to connect with the Sunday Cosmo-drinking Football Fashionista-and learn a second language, Lipstick Pigskin. After learning the female definition of good penetration, men will trade in their tape measures for eyeliner pencils and curling irons. And ladies will completely understand why man-to-man coverage is for loafers. There's Lipstick on My Pigskin! is the first in a planned series of satirical, dictionary-style sports playbooks. Currently working on the Hockey book, release date: Winter, 2013.
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