Are You Sure, Girl?: 50 Questions to Ask Your Soul Before Inviting a Man Into Your Life (A Humor Book for the Brave, the Delusional, and the Bored)
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 1 2026
Pages: 80
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.19 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Headline: Stop. Put the phone down. And read this first.
Are you about to text him Hey? Are you currently convinced that he's just misunderstood and that your love will finally be the thing to change him?
Welcome to the club. We've all been there, and we all deserve a refund for the time we lost.
ARE YOU SURE, GIRL? isn't a traditional self-help book. It's a 50-question reality check for the brave, the delusional, and the bored. Through sharp wit, dark humor, and a deep dive into the structural reality of the modern male brain, Faiqa K. guides you through the hazards of dating-from the 3-in-1 Hygiene Horror to the Podcast Bro Transformation.
Inside this book, you'll find:
50 Satirical Questions to help you evaluate if he's actually worth the headache.
The Male-to-English Dictionary: Finally, translate what he says versus what he actually means.
Red Flag Bingo: Keep your sanity intact while navigating the chaos of the modern dating scene.
The Relationship Waiver: Because if you're going to be delusional, you might as well have a contract.
Warning: This book contains traces of extreme sarcasm. If you are currently in the honeymoon phase, please put this book down and come back when he forgets your birthday for the first time.
Read at your own risk. No refunds for wasted years.
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